Your funnel isn’t broken because you’re bad at marketing — it’s broken because no one ever showed you how the pieces connect.
If you've been considering burning your business to the ground, put the matches down!
You do NOT need to chuck it all and go back to the 9-5.
Or switch platforms.
Create more content.
Get another overpriced coach.
Or dive into a $20K rebrand.
Your offer doesn't (necessarily) suck.
But if your lead magnet leads nowhere…
Your email sequence is more of a sputter...
And your sales page doesn’t connect the dots …
No wonder you’re getting crickets.
Your funnel’s not converting because you’re:
blocking people from entering
directing them into a maze of twists, turns, and dead ends
abandoning them altogether
or (horror of horrors) doing all three!
Deep breath in,
deep breath out...
FunnelFix is a step-by-step program to help you realign every piece of your digital funnel.
Without:
• sloooowwww, boring videos to slog through
• making you learn complicated tech
• requiring you to fork out a(nother) small fckn fortune
In just 8 weeks (and less than what other coaches charge for three 60-minute calls, a crappy workbook, and a glorified pep talk), you can have a free-flowing funnel that gets you sales while you sleep.
With LIVE support. Honest feedback. And a (gentle-ish) kick in the ass when you need it.
But, but, buuuuuttttt......
Is this just theory or will i actually get sh*t done?
You’ll implement fast. The framework is built for action—you apply as you learn, not after. And if you want to blaze through it at lightning speed, there aren't any annoying content drips to slow you down.
is the tech gonna make me scream?
Maybe? But this isn't about punishing you with new platforms. The goal is to simplify your systems and align your tech stack around your needs, so that it works for you and not the other way around.
i'm maxxed out right now
You’ll make incremental progress—and each tweak will give you time BACK. Pinky promise.
But why the hell should you listen to me anyway?
Fair question.
I've had my share of hot funnel messes.
Lead magnets I'd forgotten existed.
People finding calendar bookings I'd thought I'd deleted.
And an email list that was barely on life support, let alone monetized.
Why?
Because three separate coaching programs directed me to BUILD a funnel, but never actually showed me how to map one out or WHAT TO PUT IN ONE.
Oof.
Nobody ever explained any of the terminology or what tech stacks to consider. And I didn't know enough to ask.
My copy was the only thing that was any good, but I quickly learned a very important truth:
No amount of good copy can fix a funnel that leaks.
I needed a lead magnet that actually led people somewhere.
And a properly positioned, strategic email nurture series.
That built trust. And dodged spam filters.
And then I needed to fix my social profiles, create traffic drivers, make sure I had my SEO covered, learn how to build automations, and ....
Faaaaaacccckkkk. It made my head spin.
Now I get to do more of the fun stuff of working on the business, not always playing catchup working in it.
And you can too!
Why spend Time Fixing Your Funnel?
hmmmmm.....
MORE MONEY
Duh. The more leaks you have, the less money flows into your pocket. What would doubling your revenue allow you to do?
MORE TIME
Also duh. The more you can automate, the less YOU have to do. What could you do with 5, 10, 20 extra hours/week?
MORE EASE
More money + more time = more calm. Imagine sleeping more, worrying less, and doing more of the things you love?
Yes, you have to put in some time and effort and discomfort... but entrepreneurship didn't come with a magic f*ckn wand did it?
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
Your FUNNEL PLAYBOOK
Not just another crappy workbook, but a clear map for your entire funnel. So you don't end up frustrated and your people don't end up feeling shafted.
When you know how all the parts and pieces (are supposed to) connect, you'll always know how to answer "what comes next?"
The glossary you've been missing
What's a tripwire? Or an OTO? WTF is the difference between a workflow, journey, or automation?
All the funnel lingo in one accessible place means you can make smarter decisions about what to include in your funnel and what is just a distraction or hype.
(RE)LAunch sequence
While you're polishing your funnel parts, you'll also be creating content that drives traffic to your doors, grows and engages your audience, and makes some sale$$$.
You're not turning off the power while you make repairs—this is a funnel not an electrical panel.
Everything Email
What makes a good subject line, how to avoid the spam box, do you really need fancy software... all your questions (and the ones you don't even know to ask yet) answered.
TEcH STACKS DEMYSTIFIED
Do you need to dump everything and start over (no), or can you work with what you've got (yes)? How do you stay sane and solvent when upgrading your tech — and when do you even need to?
OFFER POSITIONING
No amount of good tech or copy will save you if your offer positioning sucks. So we'll make sure you're selling the right thing to the right people before you do anything else.
HELP WHEN yoU NEED IT
With weekly ask-me-anythings + bonus mini-trainings tailored to your specific situation, you'll never feel adrift or like you're throwing spaghetti at the wall.
Plus, everyone else in the community will be your defacto cheering squad... and who doesn't need one of those?
GET FEATURED!
After the founder round, your fixed up funnel could be showcased on this sales page (yes, this one!)
The more eyeballs this funnel gets, the more eyeballs YOURS will get too.
Sales Psychology secrets
Having all the right elements in the funnel is key. But you also have to know how to hook, inspire, and persuade, your people to enter, linger, and buy. Attracting the right people and repelling the rest... that's the goal.
Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it pretty.
And FFS make it fun to f*ckn read.
Why AN 8 week container? Can't you just get a checklist or template instead?
Sure you could. There are tons out there to choose from. And every fancypants coach out there is hawking them.
Yet here you are. Because none of them hold your hand to the fire •ahem• show you how to connect the dots.
You want generic, cookie-cutter rubbish with zero personal touches?
Not here, sorry. FunnelFix gives you customized solutions for your specific funnel and your unique business. Incremental, guided steps to make sure we get it right. Because your business depends on it.
This is what we say to checklists and templates!
Why? Their effectiveness is entirely derived from the person who created them: their energy, business, work ethic, etc. Anyone who is trying to sell you their "exact template that got me my first $10K month" is a big, fat liar.
templates are a no-no, but bonuses are a yes-yes!
01.
headline Cheat Sheet
If you don't have a good hook, you're not going to stop the scroll and get people to listen to what you have to say. You'll get a list of headlines sorted by framework to give you a solid start. Value: $97
02.
DiSC DECODER
There are 4 distinct communication types. If you only speak to one, you're potentially leaving 75% of sales on the table. Get a crash course in DiSC then use the DiSC Decoder to speak to folks you've been leaving out of the conversation. Value: $89
03.
Storytelling as Storyselling
People buy from a place of emotion, not logic. And the best way to connect with someone on an emotional level is through story. But how do you wrap story around a business concept or product? This bonus training helps you do exactly that. Value: $750
04.
COMMAND CENTRAL TRELLO BOARD
No lie, fixing your funnel may have a lot of steps. You need a way to organize, prioritize, and track them. I love a good Trello board, so I'm sharing mine to keep you on point and on track. Value: $250
05.
PLAy for pay
Starting in early 2026, you'll be able to earn 25% for every person you bring into FunnelFix. That's about $249 back in your pocket. Bring in just 4 people and you've made your program fee back. (And if you came in on the founder round, you'll make that back even faster.) No application process, no bullshit, no limits, no red tape. Just share your link, and once they enroll you get paid. Value: Priceless!
06.
Unlock a Private 1hr coaching session
Part of the reason FunnelFix is hosted on the Skool platform is because of its incentivization features. The more you engage, the more points you get, the higher you get on the community leaderboard. Get to Level 5 and you'll get a 45-minute private hotseat session. Value: $500
Total Bonuses Value: $1686
(& that's before any commissions!)
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Will I have to sit through hours of training?
F*ck no! The whole point is to give you time back, not take more of it away. While there are videos explaining concepts, they're concise and supplemented with resource documents and graphic examples.
I've worked hard to develop my brand + voice - will I have to change any of that?
Oh hell no! There's no "use this exact script" nonsense in here. FunnelFix gives you the knowledge and tools, but you get to implement in a way that is 100% on brand for you!
What if I can't finish everything in 8 weeks?
No worries! While everything is designed to be completed in 8 weeks, you have an extra 4 to finish it all up. After 12 weeks, you have the option of switching to a $17/mo. membership.
Do I have to be super tech savvy?
A little bit. Mostly you have to be willing to learn how to use new programs and implement new concepts. If you get easily frustrated with tech, or it makes you anxious, a DFY DAY may serve you better.
Do I have to buy specific software to get through this?
Maybe. You won't be required to use any specific platforms. While FunnelFix does try to capitalize on your existing stack first, you may need to expand it to get faster/bigger results.
What's the minimum I need in my tech stack to do this?
The minimum you need is an email platform that offers landing pages, basic workflows, and segmentation, plus a payment processor. It doesn't have to be fancy.
Will I be able to get 1:1 feedback or coaching?
Absolutely. There are several opportunities for this baked in, from live weekly ask-me-anything calls to community chat threads. You won't be thrown in the deep end and left to fend for yourself.
I don't have an offer yet, can I still do this?
FunnelFix is for existing funnels that desperately need upgrading. If you don't have a program, product, or service that you're actively selling yet, then this is not the right container for you. When you're ready to build your first funnel, join Funnel FUNdamentals instead.
Do you offer a money-back guarantee or refunds?
No. If you do the work, you will get results. But what you achieve depends on your efforts. And once you join you have immediate access to all the materials. You can't unsee or unlearn what you've seen + learned.
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