Fix the Leaks, Gaps, and Dead Ends Costing You Clients
Your funnel isn’t broken because you’re bad at marketing — it’s broken because no one ever showed you how the pieces connect.
If you've been considering burning your business to the ground, put the matches down!
You do NOT need to chuck it all and go back to the 9-5.
Or switch platforms.
Create more content.
Get another overpriced coach.
Dive into a $20K rebrand.
Or throw money at ads.
Your offer doesn't (necessarily) suck.
But if your lead magnet leads nowhere…
Your email sequence is more of a sputter...
And your sales page doesn’t connect the dots …
No wonder you’re getting crickets.
Your funnel’s not converting because you’re:
blocking people from entering
directing them into a maze of twists, turns, and dead ends
abandoning them altogether
or (horror of horrors) doing all three!
Deep breath in,
deep breath out...
FunnelFix is a 90-day consulting + implementation program for service-based business owners who know they should be getting more results from their marketing.
Together we'll identify the leaks in your customer journey, determine what needs fixing first, and build the right funnel assets in the right order.
Noooooo:
• cookie-cutter templates
• generic advice
• guessing
Just a clear roadmap and expert guidance tailored to your business.
Plus LIVE support for an additional 9 months. Honest feedback. And a (gentle-ish) kick in the ass when you need it.
But, but, buuuuuttttt......
Is this just theory or will i actually get sh*t done?
You tell me. Are you an action-taker or a procrastinator? This program is built for success—I help you uncover the leaks and give you an action plan. You have to do the work, but you'll know exactly what to do every step of the way.
is the tech gonna make me scream?
Maybe? But this isn't about punishing you with new platforms. The goal is to simplify your systems and align your tech stack around your needs, so that it works for you and not the other way around.
i'm maxxed out right now
On what exactly? Spinning your wheels trying to land clients? This whole program is designed to give you the breathing room you crave while helping you get clients FASTER and with more ease :)
But why the hell should you listen to me anyway?
Fair question.
I've had my share of hot funnel messes.
Lead magnets I'd forgotten existed.
People finding calendar bookings I'd thought I'd deleted.
And an email list that was barely on life support, let alone monetized.
Why?
Because three separate coaching programs directed me to BUILD a funnel, but never actually showed me how to map one out or WHAT TO PUT IN ONE.
Oof.
Nobody ever explained any of the terminology or what tech stacks to consider. And I didn't know enough to ask.
My copy was the only thing that was any good, but I quickly learned a very important truth:
No amount of good copy can fix a funnel that leaks.
I needed a lead magnet that actually led people somewhere.
And a properly positioned, strategic email nurture series.
That built trust. And dodged spam filters.
And then I needed to fix my social profiles, create traffic drivers, make sure I had my SEO covered, learn how to build automations, and ....
Faaaaaacccckkkk. It made my head spin.
But I did it. And you can too!
What if you got to do more of the fun stuff of working on the business, not always playing catchup working in it.
You absolutely can!
Why spend Time Fixing Your Funnel?
hmmmmm.....
MORE MONEY
Duh. The more leaks you have, the less money flows into your pocket. What would doubling your revenue allow you to do?
MORE TIME
Also duh. The more you can automate, the less YOU have to do. What could you do with 5, 10, 20 extra hours/week?
MORE EASE
More money + more time = more calm. Imagine sleeping more, worrying less, and doing more of the things you love?
Yes, you have to put in some time and effort and discomfort... but entrepreneurship didn't come with a magic f*ckn wand did it?
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
Your FUNNEL PLAYBOOK
Not just another crappy workbook, but a clear map for your entire funnel. So you don't end up frustrated and your people don't end up feeling shafted.
When you know how all the parts and pieces (are supposed to) connect, you'll always know how to answer "what comes next?"
The glossary you've been missing
What's a tripwire? Or an OTO? WTF is the difference between a workflow, journey, or automation?
Knowing the funnel lingo means you can make smarter decisions about what to include in your funnel and what is just a distraction or hype.
(RE)LAunch sequence
While you're polishing your funnel parts, you'll also be creating content that drives traffic to your doors, grows and engages your audience, and makes some sale$$$.
You're not turning off the power while you make repairs—this is a funnel not an electrical panel.
Everything Email
What makes a good subject line, how to avoid the spam box, do you really need fancy software... all your questions (and the ones you don't even know to ask yet) answered.
TEcH STACKS DEMYSTIFIED
Do you need to dump everything and start over (no), or can you work with what you've got (yes)? How do you stay sane and solvent when upgrading your tech — and when do you even need to?
OFFER POSITIONING
No amount of good tech or copy will save you if your offer positioning sucks. So we'll make sure you're selling the right thing to the right people before you do anything else.
HELP WHEN yoU NEED IT
With weekly drop-in ask-me-anythings, DM access, and bonus mini-trainings tailored to your specific situation, you'll never feel adrift or like you're throwing spaghetti at the wall.
GET FEATURED!
After the founder round, your fixed up funnel could be showcased on this sales page (yes, this one!)
The more eyeballs this funnel gets, the more eyeballs YOURS will get too.
Sales Psychology secrets
Having all the right elements in the funnel is key. But you also have to know how to hook, inspire, and persuade, your people to enter, linger, and buy. Attracting the right people and repelling the rest... that's the goal.
Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it pretty.
And FFS make it fun to f*ckn read.
Why A STRUCTURED container? Can't you just get a checklist or template instead?
Sure you could. There are tons out there to choose from. And every fancypants coach out there is hawking them.
Yet here you are. Because none of them hold your hand to the fire or show you how to connect the dots.
You want generic, cookie-cutter rubbish with zero personal touches? And "exact templates and scripts" that are misaligned with your brand and vibe?
Not here, sorry. FunnelFix gives you customized solutions for YOUR specific funnel and your unique business. Incremental, guided steps to make sure we get it right. Because your business depends on it.
This is what we say to checklists and templates!
Why? Their effectiveness is entirely derived from the person who created them: their energy, business, work ethic, etc. Anyone who is trying to sell you their "exact template that got me my first $10K month" is a big, fat liar.
HOW's this gonna work, exactly?
First, you book a Funnel Fix Reality Check.
This is a 20-minute call to make sure I can actually help you and that you are indeed ready for Funnel Fix.
Once we've determined that yes, this is the right program for you, there will be four phases as follows:
01.
INVESTIGATIon
We start with a 90-minute comprehensive funnel audit to diagnose every leak and hole in your ecosystem.
02.
ROAdmap
Once we know what we're working with, we can create your custom FunnelFix plan of action.
03.
IMPLEMENTATION
Here's where you submit your content for review, we track deadlines, have decision-making calls, and I support your action steps.
04.
Optimization
This is where you (re)launch, measure, and adjust as needed.
FunnelFix is currently in its founder round while I refine the framework, gather client success stories, and document results. Once the founder round ends, and I add new case studies and evolve the program, the price will increase to $2,997.
Founder Round Pricing: $1497
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Will I have to sit through hours of training?
F*ck no! The whole point is to give you time back, not take more of it away. While I may assign you some training videos so you better understand the concepts we discuss, this is an implementation program not a course.
I've worked hard to develop my brand + voice - will I have to change any of that?
Oh hell no! There's no "use this exact script" nonsense in here. FunnelFix gives you the knowledge and tools, but you get to implement in a way that is 100% on brand for you!
What if I can't finish everything in 90 days?
Obviously the faster you implement the faster you'll see results. But this is your funnel and your fix at your pace. So while the goal is to get you up, running, and making sales within 90 days, if you need a different timeline that's ok.
Do I have to be super tech savvy?
No, but you do have to be willing to learn how to use new programs and implement new concepts. If you get easily frustrated with tech, or it makes you anxious, I may suggest something else during our FunnelFix Reality Check.
Do I have to buy specific software to get through this?
Maybe. You won't be required to use any specific platforms. While FunnelFix does try to capitalize on your existing stack first, you may need to expand it to get faster/bigger results.
What's the minimum I need in my tech stack to do this?
The minimum you'll probably need is a dedicated domain, an email platform that offers landing pages, basic workflows, and segmentation, plus a payment processor. It doesn't have to be fancy. But we'll go over your exact needs during your kickoff call and audit.
Will I be able to get 1:1 feedback or coaching?
Absolutely. There are many opportunities for this baked in, from live weekly ask-me-anything calls to DM access. You won't be thrown in the deep end and left to fend for yourself. Especially not in the founder round... you'll probably have double or triple the access compared to future rounds!
I don't have an offer yet, can I still do this?
FunnelFix is for existing funnels that desperately need upgrading. If you don't have a program, product, or service that you're actively selling yet, then this is not the right container for you. Instead, I recommend joining the Funnel Forensics community to get your bearings and start working on your offer.
Do you offer a money-back guarantee or refunds?
No. If you do the work, you will get results. But what you achieve depends on your efforts. If you're worried about getting results, book your FunnelFix Reality Check and let's talk through your concerns.
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